FLESTICLE 

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.

Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.

FLESTICLE by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

flesticle 

Used to describe the testicle under conditions when you are reluctant to use the actual term. Also used to encourage someone else to say "testicle" when you don't really want to say it yourself.

Hey, I'm writing a new song, but i'm stuck on the third verse, what rhymes with flesticle?

flesticle by Merrilll July 22, 2007

Festicle 

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

Lesticles 

When a man has enormous balls and is afraid of nothing.

To go for it that much on fourth down is proof that Les Miles has huge Lesticles and fears no man.

Lesticles by Eric GringoLoco2 September 1, 2011

Lesticle

The left testicle

Suck my lesticle(left testicle)!

Lesticle by Din Tyrone July 25, 2009

Festicle. 

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

Festicle. by sam nutt May 3, 2007

Frosticles 

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles

When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles

Frosticles by Luviticus December 20, 2008