Flopcicle

A melted ice block.

1: Are you gonna eat that?
2: Nah man, it's a flopcicle now

by livdictionary June 5, 2015

Flopcicle

A sex act where the male helicopters his genitals after sex, while the female shoots his dick and nuts with a C02 fire extinguisher until empty. The resulting frozen member is then used as a dildo.

Andrew: "I need to go to the hospital."
Clyde: "Why?"
Andrew: "I tried to make a flopcicle and it broke off she wouldn't give it back , I had to call the police to get her to drop it."
Clyde: "God Andrew I barely even know you."

by Jizzintheshizz April 3, 2019

flepsicle

The state of being flexible enough to give oneself oral sex.

"The gymnast needed no girlfriend: he was flepsicle enough to get by himself."

by 149271239273123363 December 12, 2009

Flopsiclestick

A retart with a floppy dick

Davian is a flopsiclestick

Davian is retart with a floppy dick

by lockness monster August 16, 2020

flopcident

When injuries, spills, accidents and incidents causing any type of mess that requires cleaning with napkins, towels, etc. during the commission of an active flop.

We need antibiotic ointment, paper towels and duct tape in the other room for this flopcident.

by Moon_Pie_004 April 22, 2011

Flopsicle

A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

by Cincio April 8, 2017