flatsturbate
flatsturbate by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016
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fasturbate
fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005
factsturbate
v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others
Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.
factsturbate by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016
fatsturbate
When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.
My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"
fatsturbate by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010
Fratsterbater
Fratsterbater by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013
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