flaturbate

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

by K@ E. June 20, 2007

FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

by FABARM November 20, 2018

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

fasturbate

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

Flatuvate

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.

I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.

by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010

fraturbate

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.

Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.

by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

Guys, I have to flatulate.

by the emo clan. October 20, 2008