flabsturbate
flabsturbate by PacDwarf June 22, 2011
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fasturbate
fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005
fatsturbate
When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.
My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"
fatsturbate by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010
Fapsturbate
An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.
Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
Fapsturbate by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009
Fasturbate
When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.
Fasturbate by Eboracum December 3, 2014
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