flagsturbate
flagsturbate by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008
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flagsturbate
The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.
Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?
Alicia: LMAO WTF
Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.
Alicia: LMAO WTF
Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.
flagsturbate by vincentstreet March 5, 2009
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fatsturbate
When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.
My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"
fatsturbate by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010
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