flat tit 

any woman (mujere) whose tit will just fill a table spoon.

I took a flat tit out last night. A hundred pounds of amorie, she was built for speed, she was nice.

flat tit by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

flat as a witch's tit 

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

flat as a witch's tit by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

as flat as a witches tit 

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

as flat as a witches tit by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

flattitude 

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.

Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"

flattitude by moisays April 15, 2017

Flattitude 

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

Flattitude by elKeitho May 26, 2016

Flattitude 

Flattitude refers to the attitude of a proud, confident Flattie.

A Flattie is someone living Flat after a mastectomy generally due to breast cancer.

Did you she that Flattie in New York Fashion Week, she sure had Flattitude.

Flattitude by Lsears April 26, 2024