flattitude

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.

Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"

by moisays April 15, 2017

Flattitude

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

by elKeitho May 26, 2016