fizzucked 

Completely and utterly hopeless

"Our point guard tore his Achilles tendon...this team is fizzucked."

fizzucked by DecaturHeel April 22, 2008

Fizzfucker 

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

fizzuck 

(verb). the act of spending all afternoon in bed engaged in carnal acts and then feeling exhausted in a mutually post-coitus state.

I cannot believe we just fizzucked for six hours... I'm so grateful that you're unemployed.

fizzuck by Karate/Ka-razy August 12, 2011

fizzuck 

fuck; with a hint of cool

let's get the fizzuck outta herre!

fizzuck by andyfellovernet April 3, 2003

fizzuck 

Anglicized attempt at Ebonic slang for of "fuck." Most often heard used by relatively affluent, suburban, caucasian, high school students trying to get "down wit da homies, BIATCH!"

What da fizzuck, homes?! Dat bitch be MY junior prom date, dawg!"

fizzuck by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

fizzuck 

A word often used by teenagers in place of "Fuck", to avoid profanity. Similar to @#$.

That's fizzucked up!

fizzuck by hitokiri_diesel January 20, 2004

FIFucked 

When EA Sports FIFA fucks you constantly whether it is by freezing, glitching, or any other possible way of getting fucked over by a game.

"I was trying to play clubs last night, it froze, I totally got FIFucked!"

"FIFA Files Corrupt!? My pro is totally FIFucked now."

FIFucked by FIFuckedKing8791 November 18, 2011