fizzucked

Completely and utterly hopeless

"Our point guard tore his Achilles tendon...this team is fizzucked."

by DecaturHeel April 22, 2008

Fizzfucker

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

fizzuck

(verb). the act of spending all afternoon in bed engaged in carnal acts and then feeling exhausted in a mutually post-coitus state.

I cannot believe we just fizzucked for six hours... I'm so grateful that you're unemployed.

by Karate/Ka-razy August 12, 2011

fizzuck

fuck; with a hint of cool

let's get the fizzuck outta herre!

by andyfellovernet April 3, 2003

fizzuck

Anglicized attempt at Ebonic slang for of "fuck." Most often heard used by relatively affluent, suburban, caucasian, high school students trying to get "down wit da homies, BIATCH!"

What da fizzuck, homes?! Dat bitch be MY junior prom date, dawg!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

fizzuck

A word often used by teenagers in place of "Fuck", to avoid profanity. Similar to @#$.

That's fizzucked up!

by hitokiri_diesel January 20, 2004

FIFucked

When EA Sports FIFA fucks you constantly whether it is by freezing, glitching, or any other possible way of getting fucked over by a game.

"I was trying to play clubs last night, it froze, I totally got FIFucked!"

"FIFA Files Corrupt!? My pro is totally FIFucked now."

by FIFuckedKing8791 November 18, 2011