Fizzfucker

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

FishFucker69

the god of death, destruction and aquatic reproduction

fishfucker69: i fuck fishes

by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021

fizzucked

Completely and utterly hopeless

"Our point guard tore his Achilles tendon...this team is fizzucked."

by DecaturHeel April 22, 2008

FishFucker69

The God of death and destruction (he can beat goku)

guy: nobody can beat goku!!!

intellectual: FIshFucker69 can

guy: oh

by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021

Fistfucker

One who fistfucks.

You are one pathetic little fistfucker.

by i.e. July 15, 2007

FishFucker69

The god of death, destruction and aquatic reproduction

fishfucker69:i fuck fishes
guy: wow

by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021

Finnfucker

An individual not related to Finland whatsoever who's recently had sexual intercourse with a finnish citizen.

D1: "Yo dude, the internship is going great, I banged Adalmiina yesterday and everything"
D2: "Shit bro congratz, you're a real Finnfucker"

by thedankdino May 6, 2018