jackwipe

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

boinger

An erect male penis. A stiffy. A boner. A hard-on. A woody.

"Lookin' at your sister's ass is givin' me a boinger!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

pootie lips

see beef curtains

"look at dem big ass pootie lips!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

meejum

Redneck term for "medium." Often heard at McDonald's restaurants near trailer parks.

"Kin I git a Big Mac an' a meejum fries?"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Mexi-Rican

An individual of indeterminate Hispanic origin.

"Sanchez is some kinda' Mexi-Rican. I don't know where he's from, but he don't talk English too good."

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003