5 definitions by Richter G. Bathroomshit
An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household
Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."
by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017
Alternatively, though less commonly referred to as "Wipesight", this is a moment in which someone returns to the bathroom roughly 30 minutes after their original visit to properly complete their inadequate wiping job.
Dave: "Hey Jerry, you don't look so well...you doing alright?"
Jerry: "Dave...I had to wait for that ENTIRE business meeting to finish before I could get a good hindwipe in"
Dave: "Ugh...I'm so sorry man, that's rough"
Jerry: "Dave...I had to wait for that ENTIRE business meeting to finish before I could get a good hindwipe in"
Dave: "Ugh...I'm so sorry man, that's rough"
by Richter G. Bathroomshit December 18, 2017
An extremely unfortunate final moment during the climax of one's porn-accompanied masturbation session, in which the viewer of said pornography experiences their orgasm at the exact same time the cameraman gets an all-inclusive shot of the guy's ass for a solid 5-10 seconds
Guy 1: "Hey man, you don't look so well. You doing alright?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I just had the most humiliating bumshot..."
Guy 1: "Jesus...that's just bad luck, man."
Guy 2: "Dude, I just had the most humiliating bumshot..."
Guy 1: "Jesus...that's just bad luck, man."
by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 5, 2017
(pl. n.) People who intentionally attempt to change words that usually end with "-ce" to "-cy" just because they think it "sounds good," often creating words that aren't even real. Common examples include: purposefully saying "persistency" in place of "persistence," "tolerancy" instead of "tolerance," "obediency" rather than "obedience," etc.
Dave: Holy shit! Are you alright, dude?
Jim: Yeah, I'm good. Just ran into a couple dumbass cyfucks on the way home...
Dave: Damn that's too bad, I can't stand those fucking guys.
Jim: Yeah, I'm good. Just ran into a couple dumbass cyfucks on the way home...
Dave: Damn that's too bad, I can't stand those fucking guys.
by Richter G. Bathroomshit May 1, 2020
An abbreviation for "Delayed Ejaculation", the lesser-known alternative to Premature Ejaculation, in which a man takes far too long to reach his climax rather than too short.
Brazzers Employer: "So, why do you think we should consider you for this position?"
Guy: "Dawg I can De-Jac hella better than Johnny Sins"
Brazzers Employer: "You're hired"
Guy: "Dawg I can De-Jac hella better than Johnny Sins"
Brazzers Employer: "You're hired"
by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017