lively

the maiden name of the post-modern heretic lesbian with marital ties to the devil and Adolf themselves. Truly a low point in American civilization. see also: dirty trick used to lure unsuspecting students into the devil's layer.

"I got a note from ms. Lively. I guess I'll go...It's sicola, hide my eyes holy crap my dick fell off of my body.

by andyfellovernet April 08, 2003

crummy

when something ain't that great; also a teen girl squad group saying as well as death word.

"Kristina looks burnt or dead."
"Crummy!"
"Crummy!"
"wOOt!...I mean Crummy!"

by andyfellovernet April 09, 2003

duct tape thong

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by

"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"

by andyfellovernet June 15, 2003

pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

krakauer

a hockey playing, man-hating, bad teaching, mung loving, bull-dyke who makes children cry in their sleep on the entire western hemisphere; also: krack whore

"Dude, I saw krakauer last night..."
"I'm sorry, here is a razorblade, let it go."

by andyfellovernet April 08, 2003

krakauer

See above definition; also newly divorced bull-dyke. Her bitch finally grew a pair and told the man-hater to eat shit.

"Hey, I realized you are a hockey playing guy and I am married to a man, I will never speak to you again, please don't kick my ass"

by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003

bandaloon

a species of animal with an ass for a face. Normally talks out of the cornhole. see also: really ugly dogs

"Paul, your dog is a fuckin' bandaloon."

by andyfellovernet June 19, 2003