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Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007
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fingerfucker 

when u fuck a old mans crunchy finger up your arse hole
fingerfucker by fingerfuckerll December 16, 2018

Fingerfucker 

When a man fucks a girl so hard with his fingers
John fingerfucked me so hard last night

I am a good fingerfucker
Fingerfucker by Daddydad1 August 12, 2018

fingerfuck 

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.
"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"
fingerfuck by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

finger fucker 

One who practices in sexual activity using their finger. Either by giving the "two finger salute" or the "two in the pink, one in the stink" methods.

A finger fucker can fuck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.
OMG!!!! That chick tried to finger fuck my ass while sucking my dick!!!! She is a dirty finger fucker.
finger fucker by Apples for the man January 13, 2009

Finger Fucker 

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.
You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?
Finger Fucker by Boscoe September 10, 2009

fingerfucking feet

To run your fingers between a girl's toes as if to be fingering
I was fingerfucking my ex's feet while we watched a movie. She had some fingerfucking feet forreal
fingerfucking feet by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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