finger-fucked

the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitespace around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers

soandsodotcom got finger-fucked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.

by festunavonqueef October 5, 2012

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fucked by the finger of fate

When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.

After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"

by Danny May 5, 2004

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Fucked Fingers

A game for the mentally bored where two people hold hands fingers intertwined and you try to hit the opposing idiots fingers off the corner of the table. The game was originally created by the two extremely slow minds of Aedan Osika & Jaxon Krupa.

Hey bruh, wanna play fucked fingers together? Yea man!

by Aedan Osika March 1, 2019

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Fingerfucker

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

by sour-puss July 3, 2007

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FINGERFUCKERS

commonly used to describe most beat-em-ups. aka streetfighter, mortal kombat, soul blade. Due to the state of your fingers when you finish a good sesion of kicking the shit out of your mate with ryuor sub-zero.

daz: dude you wanna game of street fighter?
me: shit mate you know those games are fingerfuckers,and i was going to sort out my thimble colection later!!!

by joe kerr November 28, 2006

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