fingerbucket

In less modern Asian homes, the toilets are unable to flush toilet paper, so they cannot use toilet paper. That is when the fingerbucket comes in. The fingerbucket is a bucket located in the bathroom, that is filled with water. After the person shits, they dip their finger into the fingerbucket, and use it to clean their assholes. Its a really gross process, and no one really likes doing it. Except maybe gay people.

American: "Hey, wheres the toilet paper?"
Asian: "We don't use toilet paper, use the fingerbucket."
American: "Oh fuck."

by BasketballTycoon May 5, 2011

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Fingerfucker

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

by sour-puss July 3, 2007

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FINGERFUCKERS

commonly used to describe most beat-em-ups. aka streetfighter, mortal kombat, soul blade. Due to the state of your fingers when you finish a good sesion of kicking the shit out of your mate with ryuor sub-zero.

daz: dude you wanna game of street fighter?
me: shit mate you know those games are fingerfuckers,and i was going to sort out my thimble colection later!!!

by joe kerr November 28, 2006

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