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fingerbucket 

In less modern Asian homes, the toilets are unable to flush toilet paper, so they cannot use toilet paper. That is when the fingerbucket comes in. The fingerbucket is a bucket located in the bathroom, that is filled with water. After the person shits, they dip their finger into the fingerbucket, and use it to clean their assholes. Its a really gross process, and no one really likes doing it. Except maybe gay people.
American: "Hey, wheres the toilet paper?"
Asian: "We don't use toilet paper, use the fingerbucket."
American: "Oh fuck."
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Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

FINGERFUCKERS

commonly used to describe most beat-em-ups. aka streetfighter, mortal kombat, soul blade. Due to the state of your fingers when you finish a good sesion of kicking the shit out of your mate with ryuor sub-zero.
daz: dude you wanna game of street fighter?
me: shit mate you know those games are fingerfuckers,and i was going to sort out my thimble colection later!!!
FINGERFUCKERS by joe kerr November 28, 2006

fingerfucker 

when u fuck a old mans crunchy finger up your arse hole
fingerfucker by fingerfuckerll December 16, 2018

Fingerfucker 

When a man fucks a girl so hard with his fingers
John fingerfucked me so hard last night

I am a good fingerfucker
Fingerfucker by Daddydad1 August 12, 2018

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026