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Fingerfuck 

When a guy stick his long finger in a girls anus or vaginal opining.
Ann: fingerfuck me!!
Richard: with my dick or my finger finger?
Ann: whatever works
*Richard sticks dick in Ann*

Ann. Ohhhhhhhhh!! Keep doing it like that! I’m cumming. Ok stop fingerfucking me
Fingerfuck by Jooooohn June 14, 2018

fingerfuck phone 

The act of using one or more fingers to slide your phone out of your pocket when sitting down, in a cramped spot or when wearing tight clothing.
Steve-"Move over i cant answer my phone."
Dave- "Dude just fingerfuck it out of your pocket. "
Steve- "What?"
Dave- "Yea just get a finger in there and just fingerfuck phone outta there."
fingerfuck phone by Mo-meezy May 12, 2010

Fingerlock 

A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.
"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"

"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."

"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"
Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012

Fiegenfuck 

A sexual position involving two people having sexual intercourse whilst riding the Texas Roadhouse saddle/
Person 1: Hey did you see Ben And Sarah at Texas Roadhouse
Person 2: Yeah, they was really riding that saddle around fiegenfucking
Fiegenfuck by bagging dog November 25, 2020

Fingerlickin' Chicken 

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.