Fingerfucker

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

by sour-puss July 3, 2007

fingerfuck

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

fingerfucking feet

To run your fingers between a girl's toes as if to be fingering

I was fingerfucking my ex's feet while we watched a movie. She had some fingerfucking feet forreal

by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018

fingerfucking

What a guy/dyke has to do to get a(nother) girl going. Results include moisture, moaning, groaning and thanx afterwards...

Girl - I like fingerfucking anywhere as long as i get wet!

by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

finger-fucked

the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitespace around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers

soandsodotcom got finger-fucked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.

by festunavonqueef October 5, 2012

fingerbucket

In less modern Asian homes, the toilets are unable to flush toilet paper, so they cannot use toilet paper. That is when the fingerbucket comes in. The fingerbucket is a bucket located in the bathroom, that is filled with water. After the person shits, they dip their finger into the fingerbucket, and use it to clean their assholes. Its a really gross process, and no one really likes doing it. Except maybe gay people.

American: "Hey, wheres the toilet paper?"
Asian: "We don't use toilet paper, use the fingerbucket."
American: "Oh fuck."

by BasketballTycoon May 5, 2011

FINGERFUCKERS

commonly used to describe most beat-em-ups. aka streetfighter, mortal kombat, soul blade. Due to the state of your fingers when you finish a good sesion of kicking the shit out of your mate with ryuor sub-zero.

daz: dude you wanna game of street fighter?
me: shit mate you know those games are fingerfuckers,and i was going to sort out my thimble colection later!!!

by joe kerr November 28, 2006