Being a "Financial Goth," is when you are too rich for self harm but need to express yourself destructively. So to show your pain, you invest unwisely just to watch your money bleed out in either the stock exchange, or in Chinese crypto currency.

"The only feeling I can get now a days, is knowing that my crypto is funding faceless buisness men's holidays. I'm truly a Fingoth"

fingoth by Daddies Crumbies August 21, 2020

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Finnophile

A person who is obsessed with everything from Finland, and often the Finnish language. Usually starts with the love for Finnish rock/metal bands.

"...So know any good Finnish bands?"

Finnophile: "Oh I love HIM and Ville Valo!"

Finnophile by JNich March 27, 2013

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finoculator

n.) yet another name for the hose between a man's legs

-Girl 1: Damn, have you seen the bulge on that guy?
-Girl 2: Hell yeah, I could finagle that finoculator all night long!

finoculator by evhguitargod666 January 15, 2013

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FINO

acronym for Failure Is Not an Option

Jerry C. Bostick, Flight Dynamics Officer of the Apollo 13 mission, said to the 1995 movie's script writers, "We just laid out all the options, and failure was not one of them.", which totally inspired the writers and gave them the line, "failure is not an option" - or FINO.

FINO by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ July 7, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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