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Fmitabilj 

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS
Plz Fmitabilj
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fimit • fimite • FMITA • fomit • Figits • Finite • Famit • filito • Finity • fmitbs

Femitard 

A mentally retarded radical feminist who hates all men and never uses logic when they recite a speech. They also think it is unfair to not tax viagra (100$) and tax tampons (1$).
Bobby: Hey Rick did you watch that Ashley Judd speech about the nasty women last night?

Rick: Oh yea, I saw that. That woman is a real Femitard.
Femitard by Ballsack5 January 27, 2017
"Fuck Me In The Goat Ass" taken abreviation from a line of one of adam sandler's cd characters.
fmitga i got pwnd
fmitga by dirtyyyyyy May 13, 2003
A chain of Institutes run by a greedy company whose main purpose is penetration sex without lube. They penetrate you slowly with duration of it depending upon your package.
I got enrolled in fiitjee and my butt is already in pain.
fiitjee by tandavpandav May 10, 2018
Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!
FMITA by br00k3 June 11, 2015
Italian for "finished", "completed" or "gone".

Slang term for dead.
When dad finds out I failed math, I'll be finito.

My 1972 Fiat is finito - the engine is totally seized.

Finito Benito next Hirohito (a WWII expression - Musolini is dead, next Hirohito)
finito by Yummy Irony May 28, 2006
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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