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Femitard 

A mentally retarded radical feminist who hates all men and never uses logic when they recite a speech. They also think it is unfair to not tax viagra (100$) and tax tampons (1$).
Bobby: Hey Rick did you watch that Ashley Judd speech about the nasty women last night?

Rick: Oh yea, I saw that. That woman is a real Femitard.
Femitard by Ballsack5 January 27, 2017
A feminist. Term originates from the fact that feminism is a misandrist movement masquerading in the guise of promoting equality. Essentially someone who promotes equality through inequality i.e - a retard.
"Man it must be getting close to election time all I can smell in the streets these days is unwashed pussy from these activist femtards"
Femtard by Ladyballz October 2, 2019

femtardation 

The disease that affects femtards.
A bad case of femtardation has stricken the college campus.
femtardation by Antihater April 28, 2016
Used as a descriptive term for gay men in the lgbt community. Short for female retardation, It is when a man is so gay he not only is attracted to other men, he is also retardant of all females. If a female comes with in contact of a femtard she will ignite into flames.
Example 1
John: Did you hear about the lady that went to the pride march, she got too close to a gay man and she spontaneously combusted.

Jenny: was probs a femtard.

Example 2
Barry: some femtard just suicide bombed a woman's shelter.

Mathew:
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Femtard by Terroristsleepercell July 31, 2020

Femitarian 

A feminist vegetarian. These creatures often take up other causes as well and can be a real nuisance to society.
Dude, you're new girlfriend won't let you eat meat of make woman jokes...what a femitarian.
"femtard" = "feminist retard"

A term created by men who habitually confuse their "brain" with their anus.

Feminism is "the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes" (Merriam Webster Dictionary).

However, this is not quite grasped by those who insist against all logic and decency that feminism is the "singular most ridiculous ideology to ever be contrived by the human mind." Those depraved men demand that the "feminist retards" who fight for the equality of the sexes be sent to reeducation camps. They also argue that it is white men who are "oppressed" while women and minorities are "privileged."

Since these men never finished high school it is no surprise that their ruminations are too moronic for anyone without brain damage.
1.) Feminists fight for the rights of those who are and always have been systematically disadvantaged: women, ethnic minorities, and LGBT people.

2.) There are and never have been "superior rights" for women. In fact, in the US, women have been recognized as actual human beings and granted essential human rights like right to vote, own property, and receive an education only in the 19th and 20th century.

3.) Feminists are very well aware of the fact that there are physical differences between women and men (e.g., physical strength, child bearing ability, etc.).

4.) According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (1999, 2004) 99% of rapists are men, 90% of murderers are men and the vast majority of perpetrators of gender violence are men. According to the FBI (1995, Uniform crime reports) "unfounded reports of rape are rare, occurring only 2-8% of the time."

5.) According to the American Psychiatric Association (DSM-IV, 2000) and any biology book, men are not only more aggressive than women but also more anti-social, sadistic, and narcissistic.

6.) Women are "strong" enough to lead countries AND avoid starting wars.

7.) Normal people (e.g., feminists) will not object to "bikini calenders" at work if employers makes sure to provide just as many "naked men calenders" at work.

Anyone who is too obtuse to grasp this and uses the word "femtard" should go back to cuddling his momma's underwear and begin thinking of ways to SHOW those mean women.
femtard by The Happy Humanist July 15, 2010
An anti-feminist insult word that is both sexist and ableist simultaneously. It labels feminists as being just another kind of retard, despite the fact that they have sensible and well-researched arguments. The term is used to shout down those who campaign for women's equality.
Feminist: I just read a study showing that there's a gender wage gap that stems from sexism in the workplace.
Dude: I don't need to see a study to know that you're a femtard! Now make me a sandwich!
femtard by Wasabitz December 24, 2013
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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