Figits

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A fucking idiot.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: She got wasted at a party and slept with Jones and got genital warts!
Guy 2: Figits!
Guy 1: Figits for real.

Figits by BigBlackTravis3 August 17, 2009

Words you can keep

Figits

You’re a bucktee that talks/speaks none sense.

Yo dude, why you talking in figits?
Omg Oolana is so annoying, she keeps speaking them figits.

Figits by IDFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK November 15, 2018

Related Words

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equal rights equal fights

when a woman punches a man and says a man can't hit a woman but then the man points out that equal rights mean equal fights.

feminist: you can't hit me I'm a woman.
Man who believes in equality: equal rights equal fights.
*He beats her up*

equal rights equal fights by vibe check boi January 4, 2020

Figetsexual

A disgusting person attracted to figets thinking that they are a part of the lgbtq+ community.

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

Figetsexual by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021

Figetsexual

An extremely distrespectful thing to the lgbtq+ community as these people think they are part of the lgbtq+ community just because they are attracted to figets....

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

Figetsexual by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021

Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

Monkey Shit Fights by JSP123 January 22, 2009

friday night sissy fights

The hottest new sports event on HBO that features boxing with all gay fighters.

I just got tickets to Friday Night Sissy Fights! Ryan Seacrest versus Lance Bass!

friday night sissy fights by What's a name? July 29, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026