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The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."
Opposite of "infinite". Means something that is limited, and is not "in-finite"
"Our lifetime is finite, we will not live forever."
Finite by Arcanebus III January 16, 2009
The unwanted lovechild of Statistics and Linear Algebra that almost every student at Indiana University is required to endure before graduation. This class seperates the boys from the men and the girls from the women.

You will, like most people, probably go into this class as a stupid first semester freshman (even though your advisor told you to take M-018 or "pre-finite") and immediately find yourself immensed in tears, suicidal thoughts, stress, and mass amounts of online homework.

The tests are made impossible on purpose, aiming to get as many people to drop the class as possible. Every day, the 400-person lectures get smaller because more innocent souls are banished and more helpless individuals are inspired to drop out of IU and live on the streets because they know they have no chance at a successful life without passing Finite.
Shane: Hey Alec, wanna go pregame for Little 500 at Smallwood?

Alec: I would man, but I have 4 Finite WebWork assignments, 20 Finite pages to read, 150 practice Finite problems to do, a practice Finite exam, 2 Finite...

Shane: (walks away)
Finite by Hoosierlady November 27, 2010

Finite deiyghtue 

A limited amount of postulatism mixed with core relativism.
MuckatheVucka : "Hey I am better than you for sure at the game League of Legends."

Yolo Swag McJag: "Not for certain. Finite deiyghtue."
/ˈɪn-ˈfʌɪnʌɪt/
Informal

(Adjective)
Seemingly limitless and endless space, extent or size that in reality is very specifically limited even if it is impossible to measure exactly using current human methods.
Not to be confused with the definition finite where the extent is measurable and known exactly.
Mary: The amount of atoms in the universe must be infinite.
John: Well, actually there would be a finite amount of atoms in the universe.
Mary: But we wouldn't be able to measure them so I guess they are in-finite.
in-finite by Zacci August 31, 2017
I love finite so much he is my favourite minecraft player of all time. He is such a good flipper and lowballer who is addicted to small white dogs known as samoyeds. White dogs ikr what a racist man #cancelled.
MT0426: Finite is my favourite moderator of all time

Snake: Isn't he overly racist to small white dogs?
finite by Dwift October 27, 2021