fomit

when drinking beer, and you have an acid reflux or alittle throw up, but it's just foam. it's called a fomit, used in the same context as vomit, but it's just foam, nothing else

dude, don't fomit all over my shirt! i just got it yesterday.

he's got a little fomit on his chin, but he's cool.

by s. tom s. August 10, 2006

fomit

farting and vomiting at the same time

“awh man, i just fomited”

by jginvin January 11, 2019

fomit

The act of vomiting on someone or something while attempting to fornicate with said person or thing.

Everything was going fine until bob fomitted on his girls mom.

by fishpaw February 25, 2009

Fomit

The act of having sex with a woman while she is hunched over puking her guts out. Fomit is traditionally only performed in the doggie style position, but there have been reports of it being performed in other sexual positions.

My girlfiriend got too drunk tonight and wouldn't leave the toilet, so I decided that I was just going to fomit her right there, fuck it.

by blumpkins and dreams June 20, 2012

Fomit

The vomit so hard, that you continually fart while puking.

Guy 1: Dude, I think John is puking so hard he is shitting himself!
Guy 2: Yea, he is fomiting.

by Bill Tetely December 05, 2011

fomite

An erudite scientific term for an object carrying - and conveying - germs. Used when intellectual superiority vigorously needs to be asserted to compensate for x (where x ∈ A, and A is one of many insecurities) or when one gonna have to choke a bitch.

My ex is a dirty fomite! I got the AIIIIDDSSS from y (where y ∈ B, and B is a set of English pronouns)!

by splunge_masta February 03, 2014