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farting and vomiting at the same time
“awh man, i just fomited”
fomit by jginvin January 11, 2019
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fomit • fomite • FMITA • fomie • fomi • Famit • fmitbs • foit • FOXITIS • Fromit
The act of having sex with a woman while she is hunched over puking her guts out. Fomit is traditionally only performed in the doggie style position, but there have been reports of it being performed in other sexual positions.
My girlfiriend got too drunk tonight and wouldn't leave the toilet, so I decided that I was just going to fomit her right there, fuck it.
Fomit by blumpkins and dreams June 20, 2012
The vomit so hard, that you continually fart while puking.
Guy 1: Dude, I think John is puking so hard he is shitting himself!
Guy 2: Yea, he is fomiting.
Fomit by Bill Tetely December 5, 2011
The act of vomiting on someone or something while attempting to fornicate with said person or thing.
Everything was going fine until bob fomitted on his girls mom.
fomit by fishpaw February 25, 2009

FOMOtivation 

When you don’t really want to go out, but you know all your friends will and then you’ll have FOMO when you see the pics on social media.
The only thing getting me off the couch tonight is FOMOtivation
FOMOtivation by SFDanae March 23, 2019

Fmitabilj 

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS
Plz Fmitabilj
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