Much like a Friend Request is an offer of Friendship, Filatio Request is an offer of oral sex. The phrase can be used by either the person seeking oral sex or the person offering it up. This is a clever way to express one's interest either communicated through text, or said aloud, but only with both arms bent at the elbow, hands out and palms to the sky in the classic "I don't know" fashion.

Male "Filatio Request?"
Female "Hell no, but thanks for being so creative."

OR

Female"Filatio Request?"
Male"Hell yes please and thank you."

Filatio Request by mvontess September 10, 2010

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filatio

to receive gr8 head from a trick

Man, Keisha gave me the gr8est filatio last night.

filatio by BigJay November 3, 2004

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Filationship

When a relationship between two individuals is built solely on the premise of Filatio. One or neither party would like to engage in a full relationship.

Friend: You still talk to that guy from last semester?
Me: Nah, it ended up being a filationship.

Filationship by SheDev February 6, 2018

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filatio

The practice of oral sex given to a male.

Girl: Want filatio?
Boy: What the fuck is that shit?
Girl: Its a Blow Job.
Boy: Your a fucking nerd! Stop using words like that.
Girl: So do you?
Boy: Not after your fucking words!

filatio by Peoples Champ May 6, 2006

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filatio sanchez

A Filatio Sanchez is when you grow a thick moustache and you meet a girl with a hairy muff and you rub your moustache against her piss flaps and when she cums you make sure she cums in your mouth, swish around your mouth, and spit it back at her face preferably on her upperlip hence the name filatio sanchez.

Girl: You made my muff so tingly after that filatio sanchez last night.

Jamal: Bitch i told you to shut up now let me spit on you to complete the filatio sanchez ya dirty slut.

filatio sanchez by Big Cheep December 27, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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