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filatio
Girl: Want filatio?
Boy: What the fuck is that shit?
Girl: Its a Blow Job.
Boy: Your a fucking nerd! Stop using words like that.
Girl: So do you?
Boy: Not after your fucking words!
Boy: What the fuck is that shit?
Girl: Its a Blow Job.
Boy: Your a fucking nerd! Stop using words like that.
Girl: So do you?
Boy: Not after your fucking words!
filatio by Peoples Champ May 6, 2006
Related Words
filatio • filationship • Filatio Request • filatio sanchez • Filatious • Filarious • felatio • felationship • Felation • Frilationship
Filatio Request
Much like a Friend Request is an offer of Friendship, Filatio Request is an offer of oral sex. The phrase can be used by either the person seeking oral sex or the person offering it up. This is a clever way to express one's interest either communicated through text, or said aloud, but only with both arms bent at the elbow, hands out and palms to the sky in the classic "I don't know" fashion.
Male "Filatio Request?"
Female "Hell no, but thanks for being so creative."
OR
Female"Filatio Request?"
Male"Hell yes please and thank you."
Female "Hell no, but thanks for being so creative."
OR
Female"Filatio Request?"
Male"Hell yes please and thank you."
Filatio Request by mvontess September 10, 2010
filatio sanchez
A Filatio Sanchez is when you grow a thick moustache and you meet a girl with a hairy muff and you rub your moustache against her piss flaps and when she cums you make sure she cums in your mouth, swish around your mouth, and spit it back at her face preferably on her upperlip hence the name filatio sanchez.
Girl: You made my muff so tingly after that filatio sanchez last night.
Jamal: Bitch i told you to shut up now let me spit on you to complete the filatio sanchez ya dirty slut.
Jamal: Bitch i told you to shut up now let me spit on you to complete the filatio sanchez ya dirty slut.
filatio sanchez by Big Cheep December 27, 2010
Filarious
when something is fucking hilarious
Falationship
We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.