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equal rights equal fights 

when a woman punches a man and says a man can't hit a woman but then the man points out that equal rights mean equal fights.
feminist: you can't hit me I'm a woman.
Man who believes in equality: equal rights equal fights.
*He beats her up*

Monkey Shit Fights 

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
Monkey Shit Fights by JSP123 January 22, 2009

friday night sissy fights

The hottest new sports event on HBO that features boxing with all gay fighters.
I just got tickets to Friday Night Sissy Fights! Ryan Seacrest versus Lance Bass!

Dinner Fights

Sunday night family dinners that certain family members still insist on serving although they complain about making them, then don't offer the meal to whoever they are pissed off at that evening, then the spend the meal asking people what they are doing after the meal...also you have to watch CSPAN during them.
"Dinner fights won't be ready till 8 pm! Bring your anger and resentment!"
Dinner Fights by sideeye January 13, 2009

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family
Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights

Hockey Fights 

The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"
Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."

Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."
Hockey Fights by paintballer4e16 February 4, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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