FUBAR

F***ed Up beyond All Recognition. Generally used in the context of a situation/operation/mission that is messed up so bad it is beyond salvaging. FUBAR comes after ATFU. Also generally used when describing something that is akin to a Monkey S*** Fight.
When I started working for this company, I just figured their M.O. was SNAFU, however, after a few months, I realized they were just ATFU, now given their current state, they are FUBAR.
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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ATFU

Acronym; "Ate the F*** Up"; Can be used to describe a person, place, thing, type of operation/mission or a form of business i.e. unit, corporation etc.

When something/someone is not operating to the ability in which it should. ATFU happens before FUBAR and after SNAFU.
PVT Smith's uniform is ATFU.
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.
I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
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FUBAR

Fucked Up beyond All Recognition. Generally used in the context of a situation/operation/mission that is messed up so bad it is beyond salvaging. FUBAR comes after ATFU. Also generally used when describing something that is akin to a Monkey Shit Fight.
When I started working for this company, I just figured their M.O. was SNAFU, however, after a few months, I realized they were just ATFU, now given their current state, they are FUBAR.
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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ATFU

Acronym; "Ate the Fuck Up"; Can be used to describe a person, place, thing, type of operation/mission or a form of business i.e. unit, corporation etc.

When something/someone is not operating to the ability in which it should. ATFU happens before FUBAR and after SNAFU.
PVT Smith's uniform is ATFU.
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey Shit Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.
I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the fuck along!
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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