fermitate

The redneck method for making any type of wine, beer, or liquor.

Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.

fermitate by Mike Payne July 27, 2008

fruitate 

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.

1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."

fruitate by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008

farmicate 

the act of having sex with an animal

guy 1: dude i just saw a vid of a girl that was farmicating with a horse
guy 2: dude, i love to farmicate. its the best and watching it is the hottest
guy 1: yeah brah

farmicate by nighthawk1331 July 23, 2009

Farmilate 

The act of cumming in one's pants either during or directly after being juked.

Did you hear about that kid who farmilated at winter formal?

Farmilate by Trixie Martinez October 29, 2008

Furminate

Furminate: verb--to use the fuzzy attachment to vacuum excess hair off of a dog.

"Dustin! Furminate the dog!"
"Ace, you harry, harry dog, prepare to be furminated!"

Furminate by Eider the Bad March 25, 2010

Formicate 

Verb. Also as noun; formication. Creation of uneccessary and cumbersome paperwork that makes a job more costly and less effective. Formication is only one 'letter' away from someone getting screwed. Formicate is a highly suggestive term and may be used as an office pseudonym for mock progress.

"The project was going nicely and smoothly until middle management formicated it, and now has been stuck in the hopper for over six months."

Formicate by Saltrunner November 12, 2012

Furmiated 

(adj.) - marked by an unnatural or conspicuous excess of fur or hair.

i.e. Women across the globe swooned as Trevor exposed his furmiated chest.
-or-
"This de-balding formula worked TOO well! I gotta get a haircut twice a week or my head gets all furmiated!"
-or-
The man ralphed when she exposed her furmiated booty.

Furmiated by Kuato Lives! February 22, 2010