Furmiated

(adj.) - marked by an unnatural or conspicuous excess of fur or hair.

i.e. Women across the globe swooned as Trevor exposed his furmiated chest.
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"This de-balding formula worked TOO well! I gotta get a haircut twice a week or my head gets all furmiated!"
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The man ralphed when she exposed her furmiated booty.

by Kuato Lives! February 22, 2010

Furmaned

When a sports team, especially in football, signs a home/home deal with another sports team, plays the first game of the deal at their own own stadium, and then at a very late time, decides to not play the return game. Often done in order to take a larger payday at a different school (this is called chasing the money), and always done at such a late date that scheduling another game for the other team is difficult.

The University of Delaware was Furmaned when Furman University scheduled a big payday game with another team and cancelled the contract that called for Furman to play at Delaware after Delaware played at Furman last year.

by Gannonfan February 19, 2009

Furiate

(verb) Furiate: Furiate, furiated, furiates:
Urinating when aggressively angry or ...pissed off.

After drinking a few too many beers and starting an argument, Jason was kicked out of the bar, so he went around back and furiated all over the wall in retaliation.

by ggirlcolo January 26, 2013

Furmaned

(v) verb:

When an agreement between two parties is broken at the last minute, usually to the advantage of one at the expense of the other. This could be for personal or financial reasons. Most notably used in college football, but can be (and is encouraged to be) applied to other sports and situations. The origin of this term is the word Furman, as in Furman University, and its actions regarding the University of Delaware and the University of Missouri.

Delaware: Hey Furman, let’s play each other this year.
Furman: Ok…*signs contract*
*Missouri throws money at Furman*
Furman: Hey Delaware…about that contract…
Delaware: WTF! I just got Furmaned.

Pastor: If anyone has reason for these two not be wed, speak now.
*Ex-boyfriend shows up on motorcycle*
Future Wife: Yeah, um….*runs out of church*
Husband: What the…
Pastor: I’m sorry my child, but you have just been Furmaned.

by DSUrocks07 March 1, 2009

Furbinated

to furbinate, ruin, reek havoc upon. (SIC), from the evil toy, Furby.

He furbinated my living room.

by Jonny Chaos September 24, 2005

Furminate

Furminate: verb--to use the fuzzy attachment to vacuum excess hair off of a dog.

"Dustin! Furminate the dog!"
"Ace, you harry, harry dog, prepare to be furminated!"

by Eider the Bad March 25, 2010

Funimated

A portmanteau combining the words fun and animated.

Often used to describe someone who is very entertaining because of their use of bold, dramatic gestures and facial expressions.

People who are funimated typically make excellent storytellers and are both happily and deservedly the center of attention at gatherings.

"Is Sammy shouting and gesturing at an imaginary dog?"

"Probably. She's really funimated. We should go over there...I bet she's telling a great story."

by Don't Wear Sandals November 12, 2012