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Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.
you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!
Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

fermentation

(v) the act of depriving a substance of oxygen while it goes through cell respiration. Several things can come of fermentation,lactic acid in an animal cell and ethanol (alcohol) in a plant cell. In certain plant cells such as grain and grapes adding yeast during the fermentation process can cause it to create desirable alcohol such as wine and different types of hard alcohol or beer. It should be noted that drinking alcohol from grain plain is not practical and it must be added to a substance to create an edible drink e.g. vodka
The fermentation of grapes result in wine.
fermentation by chodey mcchode April 25, 2006

Fermentation

The process in which a woman who regularly partakes in heavy alcohol and drug consumption inserts a tampon into her feminine area and leaves it there for an extended period of time (usually at least three weeks). After enough time has elapsed, another person removes the tampon with his or her teeth and sucks all the accumulated toxin filled fluid from it in order to experience an altered state of mind and body which is said to have no rival.
It's a brand new sensation, and it's sweepin' the nation: fermentation.
Fermentation by Taranitup November 24, 2011

fermented gay 

When someone is a Senior (65+) and just gay, really really gay.
You see that old creepy pedophile over there, he also has fermented gay
fermented gay by Colonel Jeff October 26, 2017

Fermented Butthole 

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.
When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!