Fermerate

Fermerate (verb): To release or emit a strong, often unpleasant odor, usually passively and continuously. Typically refers to the emission of smells from living creatures, especially pets.

As the dog napped in the sunny corner of the living room, it began to fermerate, gradually filling the space with a pungent scent.

Fermerate by JRR007 April 21, 2024

Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!

Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)

Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011

fergerator fingers 

A undisclosed group of cliffs and chutes at the ski area A-basin in Colorado. Its location is secret.

Bro, did you huck furgerator fingers? Yeah they were sick!

fergerator fingers by FURG March 11, 2005

fecterated 

Corrupt, bastardized, or deviant.

MTV has been fecterated since they stopped showing music videos most of the time.

fecterated by aspric November 1, 2006

fermitate

The redneck method for making any type of wine, beer, or liquor.

Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.

fermitate by Mike Payne July 27, 2008

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.

you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!

Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

Foreskin Fermenter 

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.

I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

Foreskin Fermenter by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023