felllatio

The overtly classy and archaic (read: scientific) way of saying blowjob.
Unfortunately misspelled though, the real spelling is fellatio

Classy Rich Dude: Dear madame, may I request of you to preform felllatio on I?
Lady: Umm, what?
Classy Dude's Translator: He asked you for a blowjob. And he misspelled it too.

by Senyor Penyor April 9, 2016

Mufflered Fellatio

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Fellations

Sexual relations limited to oral sex.

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.

by bjh60 December 9, 2008

Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

fellationeer

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.

Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.

by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007

fellatio alarm clock

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

by brock lee September 8, 2005

fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008