3 definitions by Navin_Johnson
Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.
STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?
CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.
CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.
by Navin_Johnson April 15, 2008
Any mucous-like liquid that unexpectedly seeps from one's rectum; usually after a scorching case of diarreah.
Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.
Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.
In math class I tried to let out a silent fart when out come some rectal gravy. The whole classroom smelled of septic sludge.
by Navin_Johnson January 6, 2008
by Navin_Johnson April 15, 2008