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Fellations

Two or more family members who perform fellatio to one another. Fellations is a combination between family relations and the word fellatio. Put together make fellations.
Tommy and Sally have fellations.
Fellations by paaaigeROFLiron March 16, 2009

public fellations 

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.
The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.
public fellations by jdmc March 24, 2008

Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Russian Fellatio 

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit
Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.
Russian Fellatio by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

fellationeer 

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.
Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.
fellationeer by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007

fellatio alarm clock 

the best way to start your day
when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day
fellatio alarm clock by brock lee September 8, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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