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freepounds

To freepounds something is to steal it, because it costs "free pounds". However, freepoundsed items are rarely particularly useful or expensive, and should ideally raise a laugh if pilfered. Cans of food, small novelty toys, or blocks of cheese may be typically freepoundsed. Jewellery can not be freepounds traditionally (unless it's shit) as always remember that "if it's less than three pounds, it can be freepoundsed."
"Hey look, I freepoundsed these olives".

"Stand in front of my handbag, I'm going to freepounds that starfruit".
freepounds by Donald Christmas December 31, 2007
Related Words
feep freep Freeper Freeport Fleep Fweep freepass fleeping freeping freepy

freepass 

When you give someone a free pass to do something without consenquences
Hey bro, my chick gave me a freepass to fuck stacy 2morrow
freepass by Kurtis A February 24, 2007

freeping 

stacking poll results by directing people to a web poll; with the goal of intentionally biasing the results to support their particular point of view
"Attention all believers in the sanctity of baby peas. There is a poll on a babypeasaredelicious.com. Go there and vote that every baby pea is sacred and should be saved, even those that are frozen and will never be planted in the ground"
freeping by michael stempel August 9, 2005
To slew or cheat an online poll by repeatedly voting (clearing cookies, using proxies) or to make a blog appear to be commented by numerous posters by the same means. (From the practices of the Free Republic or "freepers")
The results of the CNN question of the day were running 70:30 in favor until an hour ago when it got freeped.
freep by JWWF March 15, 2007

Freepick 

A nigga who you can easily jugg on. Scary ass nigga , lame ass nigga
Boy that nigga a freepick on god he ain't gone do shit.
You can beat his ass and take his shit he won't do nun cause he a freepick
Freepick by Geter March 10, 2016

freeptard 

An individual, usually possessing radically right-wing political views, who delights in insulting others and is usually racist, sexist, and homophobic.

Derived from freeper, the nickname of the denizens of the ultra-right wing Web site FreeRepublic.com.
All the people who work food service at my university are black and 98% of the people who attend my university are white. Matt believes this difference exists because 'black people are lazier and dumber than white people'. What a racist freeptard!
freeptard by Nic Bailey April 29, 2005