feep

A silent fart, usually released intentionally by the splitting apart of one's buttocks to eliminate the vibration.

"I didn't want my girlfriend to hear me fart while we were in bed, so I feeped."

by j1ggy December 15, 2011

Feep

Feep (fēp)

v. feeped, feep·ing, feeps

v. intr.

To permit the escape of a sexual opportunity.

Note on etymology: The origin of the word "feep" dates back to the late 1990s, when a relocated Pennsylvanian, affectionately referred to as Feep by his peers, first began attempting to have sex with women. His numerable and seemingly endless failures resulted in the formulation of the above word derived from his name.

Rather than engaging in coitus, the two lovebirds spooned and watched the overrated holiday comedy Elf. When the two ate breakfast the following morning, and she flirted relentlessly with the waiter, it became obvious that he feeped another opportunity.

by Flum May 5, 2009

feep

little bo peep's little brother

Feep was always teasing little bo peep's sheep.

by jen1968 March 25, 2008

feep

An image with an average brightness of 0.176
Usually found as a pgm format

Test it on FEEP

by halliganfeep January 29, 2019

FEEP

true feep can be the definition when you're so tired you're on the edge of passing out

man; i feep

by evspatheticlife November 19, 2016

Feep

1. A person you've friended on Facebook 2. Any person on Facebook. 3. Any social site friend. Melding of face and peep, or friend and peep.

"I want to seed this to my feeps, like yesterday." I want to share this with all my facebook friends right away.

by Fred Merry August 24, 2009

feep

To foop (fart + poop) and pee at the same time. Often difficult to manage.

DUDE I just feeped. It was incredible.

by kelliq January 12, 2010