freepounds

To freepounds something is to steal it, because it costs "free pounds". However, freepoundsed items are rarely particularly useful or expensive, and should ideally raise a laugh if pilfered. Cans of food, small novelty toys, or blocks of cheese may be typically freepoundsed. Jewellery can not be freepounds traditionally (unless it's shit) as always remember that "if it's less than three pounds, it can be freepoundsed."

"Hey look, I freepoundsed these olives".

"Stand in front of my handbag, I'm going to freepounds that starfruit".

by Donald Christmas December 31, 2007

freebound

Like being on the rebound, but before the breakup.

Having a relationship with somebody else in order to free yourself from your current girl/boyfriend

Dude, he's cheating on her majorly.

I know man, he's on the freebound.

by Harvey C June 18, 2007