fauxgiene 

Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.

I rinsed my hands with water and didn't use any soap: That's fauxgiene for you.

fauxgiene by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

fauxgina

Synonymous with fleshlight. Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.

My girlfriend wasn't putting out so I went to the sex toy shop and bought a fauxgina.

fauxgina by Joules1111 December 26, 2008

Fauxgent 

An individual (mostly men) who act like they aren’t horny but secretly make it their soul aim to acquire nudes. They are most commonly found on KIK groupchats and other messaging applications. They usually do a shit job and blow their own cover.

Anne: “For fuck’s sake, John seems like a nice guy but he’s dropping hints that he is after more than just a friendly chat”.

Felicity: “Has he made it clear he’s horny?”

Anne: “No, one minute he’s acting completely normal but the next he’s talking about how he’s bored and if I know any way he can relieve himself”.

Felicity: “Girl he’s probably a Fauxgent. Block him now”.

Fauxgent by SweetAsMoonshine August 4, 2019

Fauxriental 

adj. - used to describe a person, place or thing that has an Asian esthetic or accoutrements but is not at all related to Asia. (ex: clothing items with pictures of rice paper lanterns or cherry blossoms all over them) Also, used to describe a person that just really, really wishes they were Asian.

Tomas only reads books about Asian cultures, is studying fill-in-the-blank Asian language, and his favorite movies are kung-fu flicks. He's so fauxriental!

Fauxriental by speedkitty May 23, 2009

fauxine 

fauxine - faux vaccine. faux for fake. Something called a vaccine that isn't. synthetic materials are OK, but worthless when they provide no true immune response, do not prevent infection, or limit transmission of the target disease to others.

the Covid-19 fauxine was more poison than cure. He was sick for days after the injection, but still got the coronabug and spread it to his family. He was lucky, many people died of complications of the jab.

fauxine by kingcomment March 20, 2021

fauxgina

A synthetic vagina made from the scrotum or penis tissue, usually from a transsexual seeking gender reassignment. The testicles are removed from the patient, and then either the penis skin is pushed up inside of the person, or the ballsack is made into a vaginal cavity. Vulva, clitoris, and labia can be fashioned from penis tissue.

Now that I am a freshly minted woman, my male partners can stick their junk in my fauxgina. It may not be real, but it is spectacular.

fauxgina by LooseyGooseyBaby January 21, 2010

fauxriental 

1. adj. describes something that is usually a bad attempt at a recreation of something Asian.

The food at that Chinese restaurant is more fauxriental than it is authentic.

fauxriental by pdpBeethoven March 25, 2010