fauxgine

When bathing and personal hygiene is replaced instead with liberal application of axe body spray.

I didn't have time for a shower, so I just gave myself some fauxgine

by IIB November 3, 2015

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fauxgina

Synonymous with fleshlight. Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.

My girlfriend wasn't putting out so I went to the sex toy shop and bought a fauxgina.

by Joules1111 December 26, 2008

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Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.

I rinsed my hands with water and didn't use any soap: That's fauxgiene for you.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

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fauxine

fauxine - faux vaccine. faux for fake. Something called a vaccine that isn't. synthetic materials are OK, but worthless when they provide no true immune response, do not prevent infection, or limit transmission of the target disease to others.

the Covid-19 fauxine was more poison than cure. He was sick for days after the injection, but still got the coronabug and spread it to his family. He was lucky, many people died of complications of the jab.

by kingcomment March 20, 2021

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fauxgina

A synthetic vagina made from the scrotum or penis tissue, usually from a transsexual seeking gender reassignment. The testicles are removed from the patient, and then either the penis skin is pushed up inside of the person, or the ballsack is made into a vaginal cavity. Vulva, clitoris, and labia can be fashioned from penis tissue.

Now that I am a freshly minted woman, my male partners can stick their junk in my fauxgina. It may not be real, but it is spectacular.

by LooseyGooseyBaby January 21, 2010

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