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fauxgina
Synonymous with fleshlight. Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.
fauxgina by Joules1111 December 26, 2008
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fauxgiene
Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.
fauxine
fauxine - faux vaccine. faux for fake. Something called a vaccine that isn't. synthetic materials are OK, but worthless when they provide no true immune response, do not prevent infection, or limit transmission of the target disease to others.
the Covid-19 fauxine was more poison than cure. He was sick for days after the injection, but still got the coronabug and spread it to his family. He was lucky, many people died of complications of the jab.
fauxine by kingcomment March 20, 2021
fauxgina
A synthetic vagina made from the scrotum or penis tissue, usually from a transsexual seeking gender reassignment. The testicles are removed from the patient, and then either the penis skin is pushed up inside of the person, or the ballsack is made into a vaginal cavity. Vulva, clitoris, and labia can be fashioned from penis tissue.
Now that I am a freshly minted woman, my male partners can stick their junk in my fauxgina. It may not be real, but it is spectacular.
fauxgina by LooseyGooseyBaby January 21, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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