Fauxriend

A friendship based on fake emotions and / or intentions. To purposely decieve someone's friendship for personal gain.

Watch out for that girl she's looking for a new fauxriend with benefits

by Sapphiremooninspired June 25, 2022

Fagfriend

Girls have boyfriends. Boys have girlfriends. Gays have fagfriends. Fagfriends are the boyfriends of another faggots.

Is your fagfriend still recovering from the donkey punches you gave it last night?

by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020

fauxfended

to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.

i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.

by machete flapjack February 26, 2009

Fluxfriend

An alternative way to refer to a non binary person, in place of girl/boyfriend.

"I'd like to introduce you to (name), they are my Fluxfriend."

by Laudanum April 14, 2014

fauxgiene

Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.

I rinsed my hands with water and didn't use any soap: That's fauxgiene for you.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

Fauxrensic

Refers to forensic-based t.v. shows that have (for the most part) no basis in truth. They are, in other words, false (hence the “faux”). Found to be highly irritating to actual forensic scientists.

As an actual forensic scientist, I find all of the glaring inaccuracies in those fauxrensic shows to be highly irritating.

by DNAGRL January 15, 2011

fauxfriend

Someone that you were in a relationship with but it wasn't quite a relationship. It could have been that:
1) You acted like you were in a relationship, except for lacking the physical.
2) You had the physical aspects of a relationship but outside of the bedroom you were just friends.
3) Almost a relationship except that one of you were in an actual full-blown relationship at the time, and the two of you couldn't quite get over that fact.

We had been sleeping together for three months and hung out together all the time but something was missing when were out on the town. I realized what was missing when we bumped into his boyfriend, which I guess made me his fauxfriend.

by Craig Bowers April 11, 2007