fauxine 

fauxine - faux vaccine. faux for fake. Something called a vaccine that isn't. synthetic materials are OK, but worthless when they provide no true immune response, do not prevent infection, or limit transmission of the target disease to others.

the Covid-19 fauxine was more poison than cure. He was sick for days after the injection, but still got the coronabug and spread it to his family. He was lucky, many people died of complications of the jab.

fauxine by kingcomment March 20, 2021

fauxner 

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

fauxner by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007

FauxNews 

A alternate name for Fox News Network; opinions masquerading as news.

'You saw that on FauxNews last night, didn't you?'

FauxNews by dwendt April 15, 2009

Fauxing out 

The act of faux going out with a girl or boy. A situation where they believe you are in a monogamous relationship but your action, when not with them, do not reflect this fact.

Oh my dayz that bad boy Egor is fauxing out with three girls, he is meeting one of their parents tonight but he is going to come out on the pull with us after.

Fauxing out by For richer or pau-rer December 14, 2010

fauxne call

Pretending to be involved in a phone conversation, especially to avoid someone or to appear busy.

Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.

fauxne call by ram October 2, 2007

Fauxing 

Fauxing is a sexual act when a man wears a strapon harness to penetrate a woman sexually. His penis is not used for this act and may be confined in a cock cage or may simply not be used. Pronounced fox-ing

Tonight will not be unlocking your cock cage, get your strap-on and let's do some fauxing

Fauxing by Evolving Your Man May 5, 2021

Faxiness 

A certain way of being both useless and also necessary.

A continually flaky and suspect demeanour.
A way of being untrustworthy and hard to pin down.

Gad we got that meeting time and place sorted out without some ongoing faxiness

Faxiness by Pigbrick November 14, 2016