Fauxgent 

An individual (mostly men) who act like they aren’t horny but secretly make it their soul aim to acquire nudes. They are most commonly found on KIK groupchats and other messaging applications. They usually do a shit job and blow their own cover.

Anne: “For fuck’s sake, John seems like a nice guy but he’s dropping hints that he is after more than just a friendly chat”.

Felicity: “Has he made it clear he’s horny?”

Anne: “No, one minute he’s acting completely normal but the next he’s talking about how he’s bored and if I know any way he can relieve himself”.

Felicity: “Girl he’s probably a Fauxgent. Block him now”.

Fauxgent by SweetAsMoonshine August 4, 2019

fauxment 

A fake comment on a Facebook status or picture. The comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.

A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.

The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"

fauxment by RoboCop6969 November 9, 2012

fauxgetarian 

Someone who watches too many PETA/animal cruelty videos online and suddenly proclaims they are a vegetarian. Common traits include "occasionally" eating meat, or only eating chicken. Fauxgetarians usually disregard their commitment to saving the animals after a month or two.

Heather's not a vegetarian, man. She's a fauxgetarian, she just watched too many PETA videos last week.

She told me she was a vegetarian, but I saw her eating a whole steak yesterday. Now I know she's just a fauxgetarian.

fauxgetarian by typicalskeleton July 6, 2008

fauxtentious 

buying & wearing knock off merchandise in an extravagent outward show, trying to appear "better" than you are to others.

What a fauxtentious bitch, in her knock off shoes and fake ass Chanel bag. She's just as broke as me!!

fauxtentious by matlock503 April 26, 2010

fauxtential

Something that appears as though it would have potential but doesnt.

That movie looked like it had the potential to be awesome, but it sucked and therefore its trailer displayed fauxtential.

fauxtential by Solomath August 19, 2007

fauxtention 

"faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.

Fauxtention earns brownie points.

fauxtention by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

fauxtent 

The proliferation of blog based sites simply copy/pasting from other sources. Particularly large paparazzi images of Jessica Alba in a Bikini taking up an entire page

Wow this blog is awesome, there is so much content here. Oh wait, its only fauxtent!

fauxtent by Barfxmillion January 14, 2009