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Fauxgent

An individual (mostly men) who act like they aren’t horny but secretly make it their soul aim to acquire nudes. They are most commonly found on KIK groupchats and other messaging applications. They usually do a shit job and blow their own cover.

Anne: “For fuck’s sake, John seems like a nice guy but he’s dropping hints that he is after more than just a friendly chat”.

Felicity: “Has he made it clear he’s horny?”

Anne: “No, one minute he’s acting completely normal but the next he’s talking about how he’s bored and if I know any way he can relieve himself”.

Felicity: “Girl he’s probably a Fauxgent. Block him now”.

by SweetAsMoonshine August 4, 2019