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Fatpuccino 

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.
"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
Fatpuccino by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008
Related Words

fapuccino 

Blended white drink with special ingredients.
Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."
fapuccino by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino 

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

Fatochini 

A fat Italian rich man of a higher social class
Guy 1 "That rich italian is a massive prick"

Guy 2 "Yeah hes a pile of lard to!"

Guy 1 "one might say he is a fatochini

Guy 2 "Ha!"
Fatochini by karl pepperoni sunbro September 7, 2013

fapuccino 

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up
Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino
fapuccino by kingbumii May 12, 2015

fagaccini 

A gay or metrosexual person from Italy.
Milan is full of fagaccinis.
fagaccini by Wesley Durrance September 6, 2005