The rare event when the person who is giving you your coffee (usually at Starbucks) just happens to be masturbating at the same time.
"I was just getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks, when I noticed the server was slapping his monkey while taking my order.He also asked if I wanted a scone with that fapuccinno"
by Chubby cheese April 12, 2011
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"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008
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The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.
-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009
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Did you see Katie Couric working the frapuccino glasses the other day?
Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.
Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.
by jate December 28, 2005
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Get the fapuccino mug.When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.
*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!
Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012
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