faguccini

Gay pasta idiots that like eating out of a gay man’s dick hole

Daryl is such a faguccini

by Bigoldaddysauce5444445637383 April 2, 2023

Fagguccino

A word to collectively describe the various metro-sexual varieties of coffee that have been adapted in some unnecessary way to make them more appealing to the common fag.

Such coffee derivatives covered by the term Faggaccino are:

Cappuccino,
Caffè latte,
Caffè Americano,
Caffè macchiato,
Espresso,
Frappuccino,
Caramel Macchiato,
Caffè Mocha,
Gingerbread Latte,
Toffee Nut Latte,
Eggnog Latte*

* = Seriously WTF!

Café cashier: What can I get you?
Luke: Hi, can I have a Light-Iced, Double-Shot, Non-Fat, 8-pump Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Caramel, Caramel Macchiatto please.
Café cashier: Sorry, we don't sell fagguccinos.

by cptchopper79 December 4, 2010

Fagccinated

Soy boys who received the experimental injection

Despite getting fagccinated, they still have to wear a mask and are getting sick.

by Trad Chad August 8, 2021

fapuccino

Blended white drink with special ingredients.

Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."

by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

fagaccino

It's similar to a mochaccino coffee, but the chocolate syrup is replaced with *human cum

*changes depends on the café

Starbucks employee: Hi what would you like today.
Customer: Can I get a fagaccino for my husband please.

by LivingDownUnder October 10, 2022

fapuccino

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

by kingbumii May 12, 2015