fauccin

Chomping but how Dr. Fauci chomps.

Friend 1: "How's it going"
Friend 2: "Oh, I'm just fauccin"
Friend 1: "What's fauccin?"
Friend 2: "Fauccin down on deez nuts"

fauccin by Fauccinator223 October 18, 2022

Fauxcinating 

Falsely fascinating or interesting. To fake fascination or interest in something.

So I went on this date and all he could do was talk about himself. He was so self-centered that he couldn't pick-up on the fact I was fauxcinating the whole time.
After listening to their story for 20 minutes about how great their trip to Fuddruckers was, I told them their story was so fauxcinating.

Fauxcinating by illinfox October 14, 2010

Faucing 

The act of a non prominent individual becoming the source of information for a short time then dragging it out for a long period of time for the soul purpose of attention.

Hey Man why is everyone talking to that nerd Anthony

Anthony was the only one that saw the school fight

Fuck Anthony that kid is Faucing, he just likes the attention.

Faucing by holy guacomole March 22, 2021

Fagccinated 

Soy boys who received the experimental injection

Despite getting fagccinated, they still have to wear a mask and are getting sick.

Fagccinated by Trad Chad August 8, 2021

fapuccino 

Blended white drink with special ingredients.

Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."

fapuccino by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino 

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

Fapuccino by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

faucking 

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

faucking by $Bill November 2, 2006