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Someone hailing or claiming ancestry from Mexico.
"The damn Mexicans stole my tires again."
by Wesley Durrance August 22, 2005

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Anybody who has ideals that are similar to that of the communists.
Beaver: Gee wally, that Eddie sure is a commie douche-bag.
Wally: Yeah, I guess you're right Beav.
by Wesley Durrance July 21, 2005

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A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!
by Wesley Durrance December 22, 2005

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A 20 sided die used in many games in the "Dungeons & Dragons" series of tabletop role-playing board games.
Carl: Say Falacorn, let's break out the d20 and set us up a game of *gasp* DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
Joe: Indeed Yeldor, but I call dungeon master!
*slap fight ensues*
by Wesley Durrance July 21, 2005

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A Charms brand lollipop with gum in the center. The greatest lollipop ever invented. Also, when used in normal conversation, can be confused with blow job.
Derrek: Yeah, I voted for Stephanie for Junior Class President because she gave me a blow pop in the hallway. I love those things!
Mark: What?!
Derrek: No dude, blow POP.
Mark: Oh.
by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

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Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.
Thanks a lot you redneck wannabes, your ruined what it meant to be a Southerner.
by Wesley Durrance September 16, 2005

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Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.
Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!
by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005

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