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fartation migration 

To leave the area after you fart.
After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.

fartcatcher 

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.
fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

Fartation 

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.
I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.
Fartation by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009
Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.
Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.
fartathon by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

Fartcatchers 

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.
Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
Fartcatchers by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

fartkake 

A fetish involving the gathering of many men around a woman for the purposes of farting in her face, especially repeatedly, as a group. Originally used in ancient times as a form of punishment, it is now used as a reward for kinky pleasure.
Peter and his industry buddies fartkaked Jennifer the night before her big wedding day.
fartkake by NorthernExposurePole February 27, 2015